Mumble Rap (Suckers Just Mumble Mix) by Young Lil 🦐

Featuring a Dr. Dre Vocal Sample

Created by Microsoft Bing’s Copilot.

Have you ever noticed that 90% of rappers with Young or Lil in their names are just horrible? This is very close to the original version, but I used a Dr. Dre vocal sample. I’m not sure if that will get the video blocked, so I made it a separate video. There are also a few added visual and audio jokes. I don’t know why Bing’s Copilot insists on giving its rapping shrimp claws. They look like shrimp/lobster hybrids. Mmm…

I literally wrote about 75% of this in the shower. I don’t remember what sparked it, but it flowed like the water on my my sexy body. As one who grew up on Hip-Hop, I’ve come to view lyrics, bars, and storytelling as the pinnacle of the art form. Then, mumble rap came along and none of that mattered. It was all about being catchy. To me, that’s absurd, but whatever gets you off. This is just a collection of jokes for fun. I had fun making it, even if I forgot to mumble sometimes. I hope you have fun listening to it and watching the silly images I got AI to create for the video.

Gaget killed the beat and probably didn’t intend for it to be used for a parody song, but I was looking for a beat for my Mumble Rap parody, and it was perfect.

Original version.

~Sounds~

~(FREE FOR PROFIT) Migos Type Beat — Run (Prod. Gagete) Produced by Gaget and graciously shared on his YouTube page for free use.

~Bubblewrap_pop_plastic courtesy of Pixabay

~smacking and popping bubblegum 2 courtesy of Pixabay

~transformers-sound courtesy of Pixabay

~Dr. Dre vocal sample from “Nuthin’ But A G Thang” from The Chronic featuring Snoop Doggy Dogg.

~Peter Griffin’s knee injury from Family Guy Season 2, Episode 20, “Wasted Talent”.

~Images

All images were created by Leonardo.ai (16x9) and Microsoft Bing’s Copilot (Square). They added the option for landscape images after I made this video.

~Lyrics (since they are intentionally unintelligible. ):

(Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap)

I just got up outta bed

Check my pulse I might be dead

Nope I’m just really bored

And just won an award

I’m the GOAT of all time

Mumble rappin’ is all mine

Now, I am a superstar

Lines are only half a bar

I wrote this song in the shower

Aquaman superpower

Watch me in my video

Moving really, really slow

Moving like a friggin’ tortoise

I’m not hard it’s rigor mortis

I might have died three weeks ago

Weekend At Bernie’s, yo

(Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumm-Ra wrap, Mumm-Ra wrap, Mumm-Ra wrap

Mumm-Ra wrap, Mumm-Ra wrap, Mumm-Ra wrap

Thundercat, Thundercat, Thundercat

Thundercat, Thundercat, Thundercat)

I can fly like a bird

I need a random rhyming word

Uh uh uh… turd

Shit! Now, I need a third

That makes four

Closing that … door

I like taking lots of pills

Money, money dollar bills

I just repeat over and over

I just repeat over and over

I just repeat over and over

I just repeat over and over

I am really sensitive

I have lots of fucks to give

Come on over to my place

So, I can fuck your fuckin’ face

(Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Mumble rap, mumble rap, mumble rap

Bubble wrap bubble wrap bubble wrap

Bubble gum bubble gum bubble bum

Bumble Bee Bumble Bee Bumble Bee

Bubba Gump Bubba Gump Bubba Gump)

I don’t have to use my words

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blurds

You don’t care what I am saying

I don’t care ’cause you are paying

I can’t sing I can’t rap

So, I just mumble crap

I don’t even move my mouth

I just let sounds come out

Learned to rhyme in kindergarten

I just shot to superstardom

I give you my fuckin’ lecture

Masked like Hannibal Lecter

Cannibalize the fuckin’ flow

Cannabis … you fuckin’ know

I’m not even being spiteful

I’m up here being delightful

Shout out to my homegirl, Charlie

She’s so muthafuckin’ gnarly

I blame Juvenile.

That’s you with that badass Benz, ha

That’s you that can’t keep your old lady ’cause you keep fuckin’ her friends, ha

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What does “Cannibalize the fuckin’ flow” even mean? My voice eating itself?